URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama

I won’t drink a single drop of Mofaya until DJ
Sbu confess that he was Mzekezeke

New Pregnancy ​​​ Test o tshela
Danone kamo gare ga kuku hae sa boe
it means ngwana oe jele

Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday

Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen*
mara abo mgodi yeey no seen o horny

Him: Umuhle
Her : Ohw Thank You
Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..

Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la

That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…

“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”

Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.

Her:Babe I’m pregnant.
Him:Ushintshe igama!
Her:Hayi wena I’m pregnant Serious ”
Him:Hahaha and Surname futhi!!

When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” unye nyi

Okare Kea Bona BF Yao Ya Di Dreads E Apara Condom Mola Osare Watla Ebe A Bula Engwe Condom A Ntsha Rekere A Bofe Lephondo… Hee! Heee! Gotlo Nyiwa Xem

Whites: Tell Everyone M Coming Home
Blacks: Wena O Nore Tuu, Ska Botsa Motho, Baloi Ba Kare Thibela Tsela

Nya(8): Missi ngcelani ukubuza, Can u beat me fo something i did not do? Miss: No my student! I wud neva do that! Y do u ask Nya? Nya: Wel ma’m, i did not do my homework!