“Ngyaxolisa ukuba Iscefe Qhubeka Ney’ Ntombi Zakho💔” Aw Sukanin Madoda The Girls🤣

Ngifuna ukubhala T-shirt yami 👕 ukuthi: “Ngeke ube um🔜 njenge-family.” Bese ngiyifaka uma kunomsebenzi

Ngelinye ilanga umfana uyokubheka emehlweni athi: “Wesisi wabantu, angikucelanga ukuthi ungibekezelele!”

Guys, ngiyabathanda abantwana, ❤ uma udinga i-babysitter for umntwana wakho womfana ona 27 – 34 years, ungithinte

Uma engakufoneli ngisho edakiwe, nami angazi mtase, angazi ngempela. 😐

Brave you kill, brave you…

Ngiyadlala. Sbindi uyabulala, sbindi uyaphilisa.

Majita, njengoba kuthiwa siyizinja, mina nginguBobby, wena ungubani? 🤔

Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.

Athi uDJ Tira: “Hello ladies!” Indoda yakho imemeze kuqala ithi: “Hellooooo!”

Qomani bodadewethu

Ngidayisa izinkukhu njalo, uyikhomba emini uyithole ebusuku.

Indlela nje leli qembu elinobuqophololo ngakhona, kwale migodi angeke siyithole, bazonikana bodwa.

Uma nizwa ngamahemuhemu, bathi ngijola nobani? 🤔

Ungalibuki i-plate lomuntu okade ephaka ngoba uzoba ne-stress esinzima. ✋🏽

Awuthi ngilale, kusile kusasa

Usathi udlula ngasemathuneni ebusuku ⚰️ uzwe: “Psst! Iqiniso yini ukuthi next week niza niy’million?”

Indoda ifuna impatho, isimilo, intobeko, ingqondo nenhlonipho. 😚 Hhayi lokhu nipenda ubuso ngathi izindlu zamaNdebele.

Twitter ifuna wazi i-English.
Instagram ifuna ube nezimpahla ezinhle ne-status.
So, kungcono sizihlalele lapha kuFacebook si-type abo Amen, nabo well said, silokhu sithi volume please.