After world cup….

Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba

Mma Wena Ape Matswele a Wele, Kgan’ Bra ekae

Men are respecting people you know.
The main reason why your boyfriend will breakup with you after having a baby is because he cant continue ukujola phambi kwengane.

ngendlela engithanda ngayo ukuncengwa i can’t
wait ukuba idlozi
Kusazonyiwa

Nxii kanti amapopcorn aqhuma masekwenzenjani phela yinkomitsho yesithathu yamanzi lengiyithelayo..
nxii…

ikufebele i2000 uth bulibuza livele lith asbukane emehlwen sbone ozohleka …

nguyeke ofebayo unyee puh

Ma kwenziwa i baby shower kudingeka amanzi angakanani?

Whites: I’m a breadwinner at home 🏠
Blacks: Udla mine.. Ukaka mine.. Ubhodla mine.. Ugcoka mine

WALALA WABHEKA PHEZULU😒☝IBELE LANGENA EKHWAPHENI😲✋✋

MY CISTER LET ME TELL YOU…GAME IS OVER

Akshiye Umfana Usukwaz Uk’pheka Ngo2plate Wakubo Oshokhayo

Ave bejwayela ngasekhaya😕

mengihamba nezumba kuphuma u Mashu wonke🙆🏻‍♂

Mengihamba nesqubu akuphumi ngisho oyedwa umsoon

ubani ohlala la Mlazi ka-A ngase Station? 😥
bafethu ngizozibhoshela lestimela asifiki💔 aningibhoshisa emakini

These days relationships are about sex meke nje yakvakashela intombazane wayibukisa ama movie nashaya ilunch emnandi then kiss kancane bese uyomgibelisa zobona ngaye esegijima kubangani bakhe
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” Waze wathithiza umfana nywee nyweeee istabane”
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You cant even have 1round bese uyalala noma ukhathele kmele uphaphame ubsuku bonke ulibele ufenda ngoba if you dont she’ll jump to other guys athi uyabheda
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Girls are Dogs,what happend to love? They think every thing is about sex,lets cuddle,watch movies,have pillow fights,take walks eBeach…..love us girls please dont see us as sex toys

I really can’t waste my money ngiyise uQueen eCinema kusakhona TV ne DVD la 🤔😗
.
sihlulwa yn ukuyothenga CD ya R10 eyi 11 in 1 sibuke ama movie weekend yonke??

Phone rings
Side chick : hello
Main chick : ngicela umnikati we phone
Side chick : usafaka I condom, can I take the message?

I really can’t waste my money ngiyise uQueen eCinema kusakhona TV ne DVD la 🤔😗
.
sihlulwa yn ukuyothenga CD ya R10 eyi 11 in 1 sibuke ama movie weekend yonke??