UceLe UkwehLa e Teksini BaveLe Bakujonge Abantu
ingathi Bona BayoLaLa Kwa Driver

After the funeral
White :Eishh it so sad
Black:Wena uyifumene njani inyama yenkukhu?

When The Relationship is in ICU

Her : Baby , Ndiyeza Apho Ndiyagodola
Him : No , Ungezi Coz Nalapha Kuyabanda Vele

Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say ‘wooo uyaphi’

Baby cries at 2am
WHITES: shh shh shh don’t cry sweet heart
BLACKS:khona lento ayibonayo lomntana kulendlu

Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe

Attention ladies, “You can have a kid and still be clean”.
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame.

Teacher: sipho ubani u 24 -12 ??
Sipho: ey angazi yaz..
Teacher: okay ..mawuphuza obeer abaw 12 kulaba abawu 24 akade bekhona kusala abangaki ?
Sipho: Weeh angaz ngampela ke ngalapho ngisuke sengidakwe ngifa

Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?