Attention ladies, “You can have a kid and still be clean”. 😂 😂 😂
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. 💖
Lomjita uthenge I phone ye 8K .uphinda ufuna inkawza kum ndithe makayi download😏😏😏
“iphi itshintshi Baby?”
Kodwa Uthi Une Boyfriend
Imagine ufumane ichery via Facebook uxelele itshomi yakho…
After one month nijola:
Your brother: Ngowaphi ugirl
Wena: Emtata bhuti
your friend: hayi mnganam sumlibala u”UTHI NGOWASE MTATA ”
Nazo ke izimanga ze social media..
Was 5 to die today oko ngazalwa ndihlambingane yomntano Dade wethu ngazboninyembezi zehla
Nka’s Tomme Match ka 1-0⚽
Wa ngwana yena sorry! 🖐🏼😏
Ubone umntu ethiya umntang ngo hard life or long life ……
ungayaz bah kwezek ntoni
Ngubani owathi xa kukhala ifowuni ecaweni phuma ugobile
After having s##
🧑:Mnandii s#x BBY
👧: Andik’khonellii ndiifunenye iround
🧑:Yhuu baby awukhonelli kodwa siyenze irounds ezii5.
👧:Jonga ndiizeke or nzanxellella itshomiie zam that nah uyafonyoza
Akhange Ndithethe Lonto Mna ButywaLa ,
Bendingasoze Ndithethe Lonto Ndi Sober
You visit for your bf then abuze if ayikho icoke which drink would you preferred
Then you reply ryt kwalo prefer as long ibanda
When you think he’s finished umuzwe esithi
“thwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rent” 😅😅😂
Teacher:Ubizwa ngani umuntu ongenazandla?
Learner:Vest
Him : awumhle
🐸 : Tnx ndiyeza emalanga
Him :🙄🤘
Le team yenu ityiwa njalo,
ngathi sisonka esi brown. Lool
“Masiphumeni phandle siyiphumze ngk” Kutsho mna Ndithenge indlu 😂
