Eti nikifa nikazikwe singida👌👌 uliacha nauli kwani😆😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
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Her: Yoyaah Arfoza
Meh: Yoyaah
Her: Manjet
Meh: Man ni mtu na jet ni ndege
One word for Arfoza
Aahahaha ujinga n kubuy kiberitti tano n kujaribu k zote zina waka
Yesu angejua vile wezi wanafanyiwa mtaanj agedhubutu kuja kama mwizi
em wangu aliniambia ka ninataka Mapenzi nitumia number Bluutooth
If my mother is not happy with
Me being in her house,she must
Move out,I’m in my mothers house,
She must go to her mother’s house
Mongwe Le Mongwe Ga Mmagwe!
Juz kadem nilikatext kakaniuliza nimepata wapi no yake nikakaambia nimepew offer ya namba yake na safcom
Tangu nianze kula miraa 2017 hadi wa leo sijawahi lala,,
inasemekana uwa nakula kama nmelala.
Bak in skull ukiwa Dom….
we Zima stima tulale unaskia wazimu mwngne ukilala class ulkuwa umezima stima
Hii ngozi enye Mungu alitumia kutengenezea magoti nashuku ni same na ile alitumia kutengenezea makende.
Hizi ngozi mbili zinafanana sana…
waaah can’t spot the difference! Men
Mapenzi yanaweza kukupa stress hadi mama ako akikuuliza what is wrong. …… unaeza mjibu Mama we bado mdogo huezi elewa
Demu:babe leo bata wap??
Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap???
Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa
Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja waona kwenye banda lao wanakula 😂😂😂😂😂
Ati wakaba wana peda maji adi wakiabiwa
i love you wanasema water suprise
Dame:Babe nko na ball
Boyie:leta tucheze futa atleast tufanye maexercise
Dame:si ivo😊nko nimebemba
Boyie:Nini tena?… Umechoka nikusaidaie…
Dame:Nkt😅acha kujifanya huelewi
Boyie:Bydah nani alikubuyia..??na mbona hukunxhw nikubuyie?… Dats means unancheza…. Wacha tu tuachane peacefuly…
Dame:Aky babe namaanxha nko pregnant….
Boyie:Ulitoa wapi😱🙊…
Dame:Ni yako🙈🙈🙈🙈
Boyie:💃👋👋👋👋👍👍👍👍👍👏👏nlitaka ivo coz uliwa unaniringia… RINGA SASA TUONE
Dame:sawa tu….🙈🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🙈😅😅😢😢😱😱😱😱😱??????
Boyie:Naga nima ndukoragwa na mutwe mwega
Dame:Onawe thii okiomaga
Ushawahi potea njia unajipata kwa boma kwa MTU,
inabidi uombe maji ya kunywa…
Ushawai kuwa single for so long Hadi
unashangaa kwani ribs yako moja ilitumika kupika supu ama Nini🤣