E Go Febele Chiwana, Ge Ore Wa E Kgala E lle Ere “I Miss My Mom”
Le Phela Masepa Xem

Relationship e monate the first 2 weeks,
after that re thoma go tlwaelana masepa!!!

People be like “we saw you ko shoprite
and you looked so serious ” …like neo
nyaka ke direng, ke tshege le di mixed
portions

O se Bone Mosadi Bokobo Teng Ka Panty Yage Go Sukiri

Okwe Banyana Ko Toilet Tsa Menateng After 14 Savanna
Chomi Wa Bona Nna Neh? I mean Nna Myself Chomi Neh!!Ke Nyaka Go Tlogela Bofebe Ke Thome Catering Business Plus Thabo Ore Otla Nrekela Equipments and Kamogelo Otla Nstockela,Ko Berekixa Van Ya Katlego…Bofebe Abo Patele Chomi O Bone Lebo O Jwang?? Yooh!Le Puff Aesa Dula…Nkadime Lipstick

Her: Babe kgopela o nrekele airtime ya R12.
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Me: Ba Vodacom ba nkwatetxe bare kesa reka di airtime txa bona.
•°•
Nka lapa!!!

Only black people can point an
empty chair and still ask ” gore
gonale motho moo”

I once dated 5 girls at once that I did picmix their pic’s and caption it
“bae and my cousins”otla utlwa di ‘ncooh babe through”tsa teng

O Utswe Nama Ko Pitseng, Oeje Utlwe Bare
“Nama eleng Ko Pitseng e Bodile le efeng Mpsa”

A traffic cop asks his son how come you got the
lowest marks in your grade
Son: Tshwara R50 re tswe mo tabeng

December reba organised*
Ba Accounting ba tshwara chelete.
Ba Physical science ba mixer beer.
Ba tourism ba nyaka pleke yao chilla
Ba Consumer studies ba swara braai
Ba Geography ba focus on weather
Ba History ba tseya di pic(memories)
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Di drop out Reba Roma di ice’ng

Dad: How Are The Exams Son?
Son: Se Segolo Re Leboga Bophelo Papa

Nna Ke Godile Ke tseba Chelete Ya Pampiri le ya di Coins..
Ya Meriri Ke Thoma Go kwa Ka Lena

Osendele motho ‘Happy birthday’ mo timeline yaeao late inbox are ‘Hi ke bone onsendetse Happy birthday messagene oreng?