Her : Hey Wam, How was Your Night?
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Me : 65677655795… Pin 1997 ( ABSA Cardlesd Withdrawal ) R1,000
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Her : Ohhh My Loving & Kind Boyfriend , What Are you up to???
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Me : 757438555647 Vodacom R110.00 … Ke robetse xap bbe, N ke plana goya Complex Late
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Her : Bbe ong tirang e sale frugg so … Anyway Oya complex nakoang?
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me : PA 8655754742 ZA ( Post Office Parcel Track No: ) … Keya complex Kabo 4 bbe
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Her : im out of words bbe… i love you with everythin tht i hv wam’
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Me : 563842795474 R55 Vodacom Voucher For Your Brother ….
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*AM I THE ONLY 1 TREATIN’ MY GIRL LIKE THIS*???
Toilets in Alexandra and Soweto are mostly wrritten on the back of the door…..please flush wen u done…..don’t use newspaper…..please clean me……but the day I visited Tembisa for the first time…..LOL that was worse…..wen I got in the toilet…..before I seat down….I saw the door written please read on the roof…..wen I throw my eyes there it was written sorry just read wats written on ur left…..wen I look on my left….the wall was written eish the truth is its written on ur right side….I looked at my right so bored and I saw wall written sorry its written at ur back….then I quickly turned around only to find out the wall is written in bold letters….. ” O TLA KAKA NENG O RATA DITABA SO???”
A wife cremated her deceased husband and placed his ashes in a mayonnaise bottle and wrote R.I.P on it. One morning she asked her maid to write the grocery list nd the last item was R.I.P
WIFE : Why Gonale R.I.P Mo Listing?
MAID : Ke spice sela sa bottle ya mayonnaise, se fedile madam
I need to ask you something that has kept me sleepless and I want you to be totally honest with me. It might be awkward between us after this but I have to know how you feel. I have kept it in my mind for a while now but I think it’s finally time I’ll be straight up and just confront u… I hope this doesn’t ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I don’t see any other way I could get over this. It wouldn’t be fair on me if I don’t get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter how harsh it is. I just want your honest opinion… fanta grape ke bokae?
HER: oh my loving and caring hubby.. How was your night?
HIM: 242345608612 Vodacom (R110), ke robetse xap my love.
HER: Mara babe, o ntira eng e sale vroeg so. Anyway, you done bathing?
HIM: Yes love and ready to go to work. PA 3212456790 ZA (Post Office pacel track no)
HER: Im out of words sweetheart, I love you with everything in me.
HIM: You’ll always be my angel. 353245609112 (R29) Vodacom for your brother.
Girls raa tlhaloganya gore ke summer kopa le itshase di make up sentle eseng ekete ntse le iplastera di fatlhego pls ladies ke summer lo fufula bo brown
Banyana baele kgale badi bona gaba go bulela mapara o kgona go bona pelo o okometse ko tlase motho wa teng gaa atlhama o bona lesedi mo leganong
… Anyway Oya complex nakoang?
THIS IS ME IN 2019
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