Dating a chick from Mamelodi
…. ai…
Whatsapp convo…
.
.
Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!

Teacher: why o robala ke ruta?
Bundle of joy:wena why o Luta ke lobetxe mhxm

Her: Babe oka Fisa Bible for 3 Million
Me: Nka Fisa Kereke kaofela Ya Bazalwane, Ka Fisa Moruti Le guy ola Wao Letsa keyboard
(she then Blocked me)
Me: Please call “Ka Fisa Lwena”

Bo Refilwe ke di tlhapi🐟😂
Bo Lerato Badula Ba lwela Basimane😏😂
Bo Mamello Ba Rata Bokotsi👯
Bo pulane ke Di Domkop😴
Bo Kelebogile ke di vuilpop😣
Bo lerato ba ithatisa Skolo📚
Bo seipati ba nkga legano😷
Bo Lesego ba bantle☺😍
Bo Mpho Ba rata bo skoen pampier🗑
Bo Relebogile Ba rata di blesser👨👮👲👷
Bo Lindiwe Ba rata Maaka😏😣
Bo paballo ba dula bale di karateng♣♦♥
Bo Tsholo Ba sharpa Bana😣😏
Bo Tshegofatso Ba rata Attention
Bo keitumetse Ba Tsuba Sneif Goed🙄
Bo Bonolo ba ithatela 🍆
Bo Tshireletso Barata kereke⛪
Bo Thandi Ba fella di spotong☺
Bo Boitumelo ke Dithuba malapa💔
Bo Buhle Ba Rata go ipeya seretse sa Make Up😂

Otla nahana Bae na stressor ke dintho tsa mosebetsing kante na stressor ke di results tsa nystsi

Sfebe sa mojita o se bona kao betha one efetsa se robale nkare base thuntshitse

WhatsApp e monate hao feba😋 otherwise otla reka data for ho view di status tsa batho 😂

Imagine 18SNVL written in sotho Leshome le metso e robedi, thobalano, Maponapona, Merusu ya ntwa le leleme le bohale

Him: Babe oka Fisa Bible for 3 Million
Me : Nka Fisa Kereke kaofela Ya
Bazalwane,Ka Fisa Moruti Le guy ola Wao Letsa keyboard
Him: ( He Blocked me)
Me: KA Callback “Ka Fisa Lwena”

G spot re fihla ge kuku🍑 ese leratha ☝😋
Oka fihla Durban ka koloi ya skorokoro wena

Matriculants Leska Lahlela Towel, Le Master KG Ono Kgaola Ngwaga Asa Votela Ke Motho

Lao Tseba Monate Wao Hlatswa Dibjana O Tagilwe O Fela O Shupa Pitxa E Kgolo Ore “Wena O Yo Mogolo, Ke Wena Nkabe O Hlapixa Bana Ba”

O Rekele Motho Beer Anwe, Are Mola A Tagilwe Okwe Are
“Ele Gore Wena Bokoko Bao Loyelang O Lokile Soh?

Dating a short guy is not a problem,
the problem is when crossing the road and people be like
“tshwara ngwana wa gago ka letsogo”.

ZCC ft Caspper nyovest
Kolobe 🐖 mpolae, kolobe 🐖 o mpolaelang
Se reng sebepi mo ngwaneng
Lekganyane, gare batle taela