Confessions between me, friend and pastor.
Pastor : ke jele chelete ya kereke
Friend : ke jela Thato mosadi
Me : Ke motho o maaka, ke pallwa ke go tshwara sephiri

Ke Rekisa Sehlare Sao Bolaya Magotlo 🐀🐁Wa Le Kitimisa, Ge Ole Tshwere Ole Nwesa 1 Teaspoon Frogo Le Mathapama

When theres a venda guy who always likes everything you post,
You end up Wana give him a nickName “Vho-Maliker

Her : Hey Wam, How was Your Night? 😊
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Me : 65677655795… Pin 1997 ( ABSA Cardlesd Withdrawal ) R1,000
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Her : Ohhh My Loving & Kind Boyfriend , What Are you up to??? 😍
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Me : 757438555647 Vodacom R110.00 … Ke robetse xap bbe, N ke plana goya Complex Late😊
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Her : Bbe ong tirang e sale frugg so ❤… Anyway Oya complex nakoang?
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me : PA 8655754742 ZA ( Post Office Parcel Track No: ) … Keya complex Kabo 4 bbe
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Her : im out of words bbe… i love you with everythin tht i hv wam’ ☺
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Me : 563842795474 R55 Vodacom Voucher For Your Brother ….
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*AM I THE ONLY 1 TREATIN’ MY GIRL LIKE THIS*???

My girl just posted “tomorrow it’s my boyfriend’s birthday”
ke nale boma 8 hours ke shebile ID yaka 🤔😔💔

Okase Jole Le Motho Wago xumixa Left Wa Nagana Gore Dilo Di Tlaba Right🙆🚶

King Pie Ena Le Style nyana Sa masepa Sao Tutetxa Pie For 15 Minutes Ebe etswa e fisa nkare Le Hala la Hubbly Nx, 😡
DaeDen Gae tsubiwi Ya jewa Tu, Batlogeleng gore jesa boima 😐

Tebogo: Bae Kopa R5
Him: Akena Yona
Tebogo : Moc Bbe Yalla Mo Potleng.
Him : E llela Wena? O Mma Yona Wena??

Who took ma money?
Whites: I don’t know
Blacks:ke bone mpho aja kota

Botšisa ur partner the difference btwen elaboration n illustration otla bona gre segateledi gase tshware motho a robetse fela😂😂

Ge Le Hlobotxe Di Weave Nkare Ke Rena Banna Bago Bereka Boima.