Routine ngayung bakasyon
Sila: Kain, tulog,fb,ligo
Me:Kain,TOOTHBRUSH,ligo,fb,tulog😹😁

See the difference?

Short Story .
BF : nakita mo yung Puno ?
GF : Oo naman !
BF : Anong napapansin mo diyan ?
GF : Uhmm .. may nakadikit na papel .
BF : Ok , laro tayo .
GF : Sure ! Ano yun .
BF : kailangan makaalis ka sa yakap ko sa
loob ng limang segundo . Pag nagawa mo yun
kunin mo yung papel nandun ang premyo .
GF : ok ! Game .
BF : (niyakap na niya si Gf)
1
2
3
(Nakaalis agad ang GF at dali daling kinuha
ang Papel)
GF : ha ? Ano to ? Bakit ‘break na tayo ‘ ang
nakalagay ?
BF : simple lang mas pinili mo pa kasing
makuha yung premyo kesa manatiling
kayakap ako

~KOYKOY☠

Short Story .
Boyfriend: did you see the tree?
Girlfriend: of course!
Boyfriend: what do you notice there?
Girlfriend: uhmm.. someone attached paper.
Boyfriend: OK, let’s play.
Girlfriend: sure! What is that.
Boyfriend: you need to get out of my hug in
For five seconds. When you do that
Take the paper there is the prize.
Girlfriend: OK! Game.
Boyfriend: (she hugged girlfriend)
1
2
3
(the girlfriend has gone immediately and it’s easy to be taken
The paper)
Girlfriend: Okay? What is this? Why let’s break ‘
Placed?
Boyfriend: it’s simple that you chose more
Get the prize instead of staying
I hug

[Baliw tumawag sa mental]
: Hello, may tao pa po ba sa ROOM 1043?
: Wala na, bakit?
: Wala naman, chineck ko lang kung nakatakas ba talaga ako. =)😂😂
: sh*t

-Bhe

Nanay niya, maladi😏
Tatay niya, malandi😕
Pati ba naman ikaw malandi😠

What a Happy family

alam mo kung ano laman ng puso ko?
Dugo,Ugat Laman! Ano? Kala mo ikaw? Kastya ka? kastya ka?

PS:WAG MANIWALA PAG SINABIHAN KAYO NUN

Amo: Inday, bakit ka malungkot ?
Inday: Kasi mam, sabi ng doctor ooperahan na daw bukas ang butlig ko.
Amo: Inday talaga. Butlig lang namam pala eh. Kaya mo yan.
Inday: Hindi ko yan kaya mam. Ok lang kung liplig lang o raytlig. Eh butlig daw kasi eh.

ENGLISH:TIL’ DEATH DO US PART
TAGALOG:WALA NA TALAGANG FOREVER