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I want a girl who loves long romantic walks because I don’t have a car
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A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

If gravity really exists why ladies are not falling for me?? πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”


If you unfriend/block me & later you send a friend request,
kindly note there’s a R150.00 reconnection fee…

Guys It’s month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?


Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones


Ladies please, when you wash your underwears pin them tight on the clothing line. Yesterday the wind blew my neighbors underwear into my bedroom and my wife refused to understand

Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see foodπŸ˜‚

No one cheats more than a guy who always say the problem is that u don’t trust me


Being attractive is tough.
Everybody wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to love you


Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you “good night Bea”
Reply with “she is sleeping my brother”
Then switch off your phone


*You are living in a country πŸ‡¨πŸ‡²with all the three colours πŸ‡¨πŸ‡²of pepper and you think life will be easy?*🚢🏻🚢🏻🚢🏻

Green pepper,Red pepper ,Yellow pepper

Hi linda just close your eyes what do you see?
Nothing right?
That’s my life without you

Always know when to let go. When a thought is bringing you more misery than peace, let go of the thought; when a person is bringing more pain than joy to your life, let go… You cannot be your best if you lack joy and peace.πŸŒΈπŸ’
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2⃣. πŸ’›πŸŒΊLife is too short to care what people say or think about you. So go do what makes you happy and give them something to talk about.