I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating.
It just becomes heavier
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*Dating a lady with a car*
*Advantage :she can come anytime*
*Disadvantage:she can come anytime*
Did you know that you can talk about being a proud young mom without mentioning those that terminated their pregnancy.❤
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Talk about being educated without mentioning those that dropped out.
Let’s try this, let’s not shine through others.💯
Some relationships are just lessons,
don’t take them serious..!
Delete all your music🎶🎶 and leave only one☝song🙄🎵and see how it feels💔like to date one person..!🤦
“Send Me Money💰/Airtime📲” is where a Guy loses 80% of Interest in a Girl..! 🙄
There’s nothing more stressing than Breaking up💔 with short girl🐧.
Every time you see kids you Remember her..!
If you can spy your Boyfriend starting from Today till Sunday,
You might find out that you’re his fifth Girlfriend..! ✋😏
Somewhere out there is a Girl smiling over a “Good morning beautiful”😊 text she got from your boyfriend..! ☝🙄
No Woman Is Perfect, Just Choose Your Own Headache🤦 And Start taking Panado
When you accidentally say: “sweet dreams” to your diabetic😨 girlfriend..!
Sometimes God says no because we aim too low. It’s insulting to his power. Dream of that house, man, woman, try once more for that baby,
re-apply for that job. Just don’t give up..!
No One Watches Your WhatsApp Statuses Faster
Than The Person You’re ignoring😌
If your birthday🎂 is 9 months after your Dad’s own, just know that your Mom used you as a birthday gift🎁 to him..!
A young man was saved from alcohol by the knowledge of Jesus Christ. His life took a radical turn for the good. This continued for many months, and everyone was amazed and pleased with his progress. During the cold winter months, this young man was walking home. He was delayed by the raising and lowering of a bridge across a river. To escape the cold wind and snow, he stepped into a bar where they serve alcoholic drinks. In that setting where he had been many times before, he gave in to temptation and ordered a drink. He ordered another and another. When he left the bar, he was intoxicated. Two young men from the church he attended saw him leaving the bar and followed him part of the way home. What would they do? Would they tell everyone that this young man was drinking once again? Would they gossip about him? Would they ridicule him and discourage him? No. They took him home that night and got him sober. They told him that no one else would ever know what had happened that night. They encouraged him. The next morning this young man was sober and sorry for what he had done. He knelt with his friends and prayed to God for forgiveness and for strength to never give in alcohol again. He became a minister of the Gospel. How different it might have been if those friends had not treated his sin with a loving attitude. Love bears all things, we should take this approach with other people. Instead of trying to broadcast all the dirt and filth we know about other people through gossip, let us speak of others the best we can. Let us quietly work to help others correct their faults. Let us be humble when we are aware of the faults of others, knowing that we ourselves are not perfect.
Interviewer : Can you handle pressure
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Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don’t care 🤔