Ladies short hair is not for everyone some of you should just stick with your weaves cause with short hair you just remind us of amapara who once robbed us
Another trauma again🤣🤣
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My Teacher asked me to define “Trouble”
I walked to d front of the class and said
“Trouble is when you drove on it bike🛵 to the Police 👮 checking point without a driving license. So u were canned 24 times with wire. As u entered ur bike🛵 with tears😭😭, You shouted “God punish you”, pointing at the Police. Unluckily Your bike🛵 did not start again.😂😂😂
Ke December what kind of mom are you:
The Paranoid mom : You are not going anywhere.
The Cautious mom: Come back at 18hour we lock the gates.
The Dettol mom:I will see you in January
Be Fearless when it comes to Life and Careless when it comes to what people think about you. Do what you got to do for you.
A phone call📞from your BF: “Baby I’m on my way home…And I’m with friends so please put on your wig”..!
Open Debate For Ladies:
Can you allow your friends to sit on your boyfriend’s lap??
If you ask me for money💵 and I say “I will see what I can do💁”.
My brother just move on with your life🚶,
cuz there’s absolutely nothing I can do.
A guy posted a phrase that says, “It stretches like socks”. 😂 😂 😂
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Then her ex girlfriend commented, “Do you mean your foreskin ?”
Just when you have thought you have seen them all. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you see your boyfriend wearing a lace material Bvd.
No matter what you do…don’t just have 1 child. Give them siblings. That’s the only family they will have when you are gone, Cousins & Aunts(relatives) won’t be there..!
Take any Job, until you get the right Job, don’t let pride control you..!☝❤
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Small salary is better than waiting for someone to give you money…
Why do people think you gotta heal after a breakup💔,
am not injured…Next one please..!
Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..! ☝
Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 will not live there..!
Many Relationships ended because a guy stopped calling..☝😳
‘Seems some women buy phones to be receiving calls only’..
May all those who gonna cheat tonight lose their front teeth..! 🙏