. Eliminate the word “maybe” and you will.
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. ASK YOURSELF NOW -“What’s the BIG excuse I feed myself every day to shield my ego from the fact that I’m not yet where I want to be?”
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. If you don’t go after what you want in life, it won’t fall into your lap. You need to go out and make it happen! Don’t let your fear become more important than your future.
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. You’ve got to get up and make a move because the world will never see you until you do.
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A Bird
Is Clever Than Humans,
It Builds Home Before Making Babies
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If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke
,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!
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If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work
Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say:
”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 
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Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!
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“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love”
the last lady who said this died in 1572
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Girl: babe can i use your phones calculator?
Boy: yes love why not
Girl: babe who’s Tsakani?
Boy: love I’m not good in mathematics
maybe it’s a square root of 20
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Math lit be like
Tsepo bought 3 apples and gave his friend 1
1. Calculate the doors of the house
2.calculate the weight of his parents car
3.calculate the colour of the continent
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I made Vodacom people stupid today,
I bought R29 airtime n I threw it away without inserting it
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Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham
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If salt can sell more than fruits without an advert,
you can get a good husband without going naked on social media
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When I die put my hands outside the coffin though
I had everything in this world both power and Rich’s
but when I die I am going with empty hands 
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Never misuse the one who likes u.
Never say busy to the one who needs u.
Never cheat the one who really trust u.
Never forget the one.
Who always remember u.
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Life without a phone is like being a soldier without a Gun.
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Yesterday, a thief saw Manchester United Jersey
hanging on a dry line.
He stole the pegs and left the jersey.
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Some ladies have killer body’s but their face’s are like uncle Roland 
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