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In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.
In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.
I can’t stop thinking about you, today… tomorrow… always.
A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
One day, someone will walk into your life and
make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?* ..
1.The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money,
bag,
watch,
gold chain etc.
But,
The *Political Thief* steals your future,
career,
education,
health and business!
2. The hilarious part is: ..
The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob.
But, you yourself choose the *Political Thief* to rob you.
3. The most ironic one: ..
Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief.*
But,
Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*
That’s the travesty and irony of our current society!
And,
we blindly say we are not blind!
👍 🤦🏿♂Too good not to share..
90% of Africans can’t swim. They just walk around the pool like invigilators.
“If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his mother and tell her he’s dead. You can’t be crying alone girl.
She must also feel the pain for not raising him well”
Her:Bbe I truly love you😍
Me: How do you know its love?😕
Her: Because when I think of you I can’t breath
Me:Nah maybe it’s ASTHMA
boy : Where Are You?
girl : I’m On My Way To Town I’m In My Father’s Mercedes Benz 🚗 Because The Bmw🚘 Is In The Services ☺️And You?
boy : I’m Sitting Behind You In The Taxi And I Just Wanted To Say Don’t Pay I Have Already Paid 4 you…
*If you can’t dance when you’re drunk at least speak English or promise people jobs don’t be useless and stop wasting alcohol
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it’s different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
The counsellor said : “Why complain. You are still getting the same service.
In corporate world it is called …
*Job Rotation*!”
If yr husband has refused to give u money for business go sell porridge at his working place and make sure everyone knows u are his wife
Casper’s closest friends spent 20k buying tickets to support him, Riky Rick just spent 20k on tickets as well today. Black Coffee promised to spend 20k each week buying tickets making sure the stadium gets filled up. Wena you organize an event all your closest friends expect free VVIP Tickets from you and to even give them extra ticket for their girlfriend. Check the people you associate yourself with mate
When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew it.