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i love people who can make me laugh,
when i don’t even want to smile



Find someone who is proud to have you, scared to lose you, fights for you, appreciates you, respects you, cares about you and loves you unconditionally

β€œThe most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too

You can search the entire universe and never find a being more worthy of love than yourself


Broke boyfriend favorite line “when will you come to see me”

That donkey won’t surprise you by saying bae be prepared I’m taking you out to watch movies or for lunch πŸ™„


Xhosa guy will cheat on you with your sister then he introduce her as his cousin from Mtata πŸ˜‚


A Man back from work see he’s wife on couch and say bbe I have a problem at work and wife say don’t say you have a problem say we have a p because we married now what yours is mines too the man OK our problem is that we slept with a girl now she’s pregnant our baby

The world is full of nice people,
if u can’t find one then make yourself one


People wake up earlier on them holidays but during school days it seems like they are chained on bed.😦


Papa: Akpos!!! Come
Akpos: Am here dad
Papa: take this #50 and get me an exercise book
Akpos:He collected the money
Papa: Akpos
Akpos:sir
Papa:how much is it
Akpos: I don’t know but I think is #100 upward
Papa: Hmm…. Thief
Akpos: No ooo, a woman……..
Papa: Shouted, go and buy me any book sales #50
Akpos:buh……..
Papa: But what?, what do you know, common go.
Just buy any book for me I want to write some stories down.
..
5min later,
Akpos: Papa this is the book you sent me (he stretched a drawing book to him)
Papa: Which book is this,
Akpos: drawing book
Papa: (in loud voice ) I told you to buy me a book to write a story, you went and buy me a drawing book. Did I want to draw!!!
Akpos:But papa, you said any book na, this is also a book na. D. R. A. W. I. N. G. B. O. O. K


Let us always meet each other with smile,
for the smile is the beginning of love.