If your girlfriend doesn’t act like a psycho with you, she is not in love with you.

Facebook is like prison,
you write on walls and get
poked by people you don’t know.

Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…

As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.” The other one says, “Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”

A Boy On Date In BMW Car.

Boy: “I Hid Something Form You.”

Girlfriend: “What?”

Boy: “I’m Already Married & Have Two Child.”

Girlfriend: “Ohhh, You Scared Me!
I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.“

A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.

Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”

Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.”

Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.

She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…

That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“