Girlfriend : I Am Not Able To Install “Prisma” App In My Phone.
Boyfriend : Check Your Phone Storage Is Full.
Girlfriend : Hmm ..is There Any Alternative Of This App.
Boyfriend : Yes.. Take Selfie Without “Makeup”
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A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Awwww… Are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!
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Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me.
No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
:
:
Doctor: Next please!
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Teacher : Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty : MS Excel !
Lucky : MS Word !
Bittu : MS Powerpoint..!
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
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In mY Childhood. I Used tO shARe everything
witH mY friENd…
but aS I gROw OLd I rEaliSe sEcrEt Life iS a
haPPY Life
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NotHiNG iS Permanent.
MakE Peace witH tHis
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A single dream is more powerful
than a thousand realities.
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I can’t believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.
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Fact Of Girl & Boy-
Every Girl Wants A Bad Boy
Who Will B Good Just 4 Her,
Nd Every Boy Wants A Good Girl
Who Will B Bad Just 4 Him.
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The teacher says, “Here is a math problem.
If your father makes $300 dollars a week
and he gives your mother half,
what will he have?”
The student answers, “A very bad feeling.”
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Ultimate Thought Of Wiliam Sxfear 4 All Beautiful Grls.
Be Wid Sumone Who Spoils Ur Lipstick
Not Ur Eyeliner
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found that it is under normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, take off your clothes,” the doctor asked. She did. He started to examine her breasts. He pressed them many times in different places.
Then he asked her to get dressed and he said, “Of course, the baby is underweight! You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.
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A Mature Lady Gets Pulled Over For Speeding
Lady: “Is There A Problem, Officer?”
Traffic Cop: “Yes Mam, I’m Afraid You Were Speeding.”
Lady: “Oh, I See.”
Cop: “Can I See Your License Please?”
Lady: “Well, I Would Give It To You But I Don’t Have One.”
Cop: “Don’t Have One?”
Lady: “No. I Lost It 4 Years Ago For Drunk Driving.”
Cop: “I See, Can I See Your Vehicle Registration Papers Please.”
Lady: “I Can’t Do That.”
Cop: “Why Not?”
Lady: “I Stole This Car.”
Cop: “Stole It?”
Lady: “Yes, And I Killed And Hacked Up The Owner.”
Cop: “You What!?”
Lady: “His Body Parts Are In Plastic Bags In The Trunk If You Want To See”
The Cop Looks At The Woman And Slowly Backs Away To His Car While Calling For Back Up.
Within Minutes 5 Police Cars Circle The Car.
A Senior Officer Slowly Approaches The Car, Clasping His Half Drawn Gun.
Officer: “Mam, Could You Step Out Of Your Vehicle Please!”
The Woman Steps Out Of Her Vehicle.
Lady: “Is There A Problem Sir?”
Officer: “My Colleague Here Tells Me That You Have Stolen This Car And Murdered The Owner.”
Lady: “Murdered The Owner? Are You Serious?!”
Officer: “Yes, Could You Please Open The Trunk Of Your Car, Please.”
The Woman Opens The Trunk, Revealing Nothing But An Empty Trunk.
Officer: “Is This Your Car, Mam?”
Lady: “Yes, Here Are The Registration Papers.”
The Cop Is Quite Stunned.
Officer: “My Colleague Claims That You Do Not Have A Driving License.”
The Woman Digs Into Her Handbag And Pulls Out A Clutch Purse And Hands It To The Officer.
The Officer Examines The License Quizzically.
Officer: “Thank You Mam, But I Am Puzzled, As I Was Told By My Officer Here That You Didn’t Have A License, That You Stole This Car, And That You Murdered And Hacked Up The Owner!”
Lady: “Bet The Lying Bastard Also Told You I Was Speeding, Too.”
So, Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies
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A wife asks her husband if he is planning to
do anything for their wedding anniversary.
The husband looks at her and says,
“Where we are from,
we don’t celebrate mistakes. “
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I know people who are 24h online
but they talk to no one
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There aRe tWO tYpEs oF Pain iN thiS wOrLd:
Pain thAt Hurts yU &
Pain thAt Changes yU
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