When I listen to old songs,
the memories hit me.
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It does not matter how many times you get knocked down,
but how many times you get up.
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And here we are
We became their enemies because we wanted what’s best for them
Guess they didn’t realize how much we loved them
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I could spend 30 minutes choosing an outfit
or read the menu twice and still not be sure
what to order.
You know, I am never sure of anything.
But I was so sure of you…
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Sometimes you can’t explain
what you see in a person.
It’s just the way they take you to a place
where no one else can….
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Be with someone who makes you smile,
laugh, feel special, and supports you.
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Sometimes,we look back and laugh at the things that once made us cry day and night. Yes,that’s life. No matter what you’re going through,it all passes by.
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Be strong enough to stand alone.
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You make me feel whole.
When you’re not around,
I feel like a part of me is missing.
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Good morning.
Start your day with a smile &
lots of joy in your heart.
Be positive that everything will be ok &
full of happiness.
Have a wonderful day 2 all
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Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Person 2: Wrong number.
Person 1: What’s your number then?
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Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascular lab. I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pin and numbness that started 3 days ago. What should I do with her?
Hannah: Hi, this is Hannah. I think you have the wrong number, but I Googled it and I’m pretty sure u need to put a stent in her left radial artery. Best of luck, Matt!
Matt: Sorry, wrong number Hannah. She ended up actually getting a stent. Took about 3 hours longer for trained medical professionals to figure out what took you 3 minutes.
Hannah: Yoooo, yall hiring?
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Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
Mom: Avocado
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I saw a driver texting and driving.
It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.
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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
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My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food
that makes you cry,
so I threw a coconut at his face.
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