Drugs For Husbands!
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This really cracked my ribs …..
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for NAFDAC approval…😔
ANIVERSIA: the drugs Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries…
SLIMOXIL: this one widens male cornea making wives always appear slim…
SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “Sports” on DSTV…
WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores…
SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently…
FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.
VERYTASTYMYCIN : Induces husbands to always praise wife’s cooking….no matter how it tastes…!
Don’t just laugh alone but share with our femalefolks who need to laugh and men who must be aware before they fall victim
People who are attracted to you because of
your pretty face or nice body
won’t be by your side forever.
But the people who can see
how beautiful your heart is
will never leave you.
“Health doesn’t ALWAYS come from medicine.
Most of the time it comes from peace of mind,
peace of heart and peace of soul.
Laugh more and love more.
It’s good for your health.”
An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket; get your wife’s ticket free. After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply, “WHICH TRIP?”
If a pregnant woman give birth to two babies, the first one comes out at 11:58pm 31st December 2016, and the second baby comes out at 12.05am of 1st January
2017.
QUESTION:1. Are they twins?
2.. Are they age mates?
3. Which year will they claim?
4 In which year will they celebrate their birthday?
TO WHICHEVER RELIGION U BELONG JUST LEAVE WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LET’S PRAY COZ WE ALL LOVE GOD !!!
*20 seconds only*
Dear
God,
I
just
wanted
to
…
say
THANK
YOU
for
another
day.
Watch
over
my
family
and
friends
today.
Bless
us
in
a
way
we’ve
NEVER
known
before.
Amen
Press LIKE and write”AMEN” to claim this prayer NOW!!
