If a girl texts you first, just save your time and block him 👌

Tonight is the longest night of the year,
its sad you gonna spend it alone 😔

Kiss can remove anger,
but too much kiss can remove clothes

Wanna know a fact?
Your crush is liking someone,
and this someone isn’t you. 🙃

SERIOUS WARNING
On The 31st December Around 23:59 Do Not Go Outside Your House Otherwise You Will Come Back Next Year. Please Tell Everyone You Care For😌

I may look normal but when i see cats i keep meowing at them until they meow me back.

People Who Understand Harry Potter Movies ,
Are Mentally Disturbed

*PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?

DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English can cause miscarriage.😂😂😂😂😂*

Me : damn nobody ever calls me

Someone calling me

Me: Damn wtf you want

” I drink when there is an event or only festive.”

Good for you. 🤚🏽 🙄
Why do you tell me that you drink
when there is free alcohol? 🤨

*I’m hosting a party*
*Free food🥞🍔*
*Free Alcohol*🍷🥂🍻
*Entrance: Your Grade 1 report*
😂😂😂

If your husband left yesterday and he just came home today…just know he is one of the men from east who were following the star.

Atleast someone loves me and fights for me
Thank you White Blood Cell!

15 years from now, I can see myself living in a mansion with a handsome engineer with 2 kids. The two kids will call him papa, while they’ll call me yaya.