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If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.

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” If someone feels that they had never made a mistake
in their life, then it means

that someone is a Wife “

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Women Are Like Police, They Can Have All The
Evidence In The World
But They Still Want A Confession

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2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic

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People be saying weed is strong and
I just smoked weed,so I don’t feel nothing…

Anyway happy valentines day to everyone..

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Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018

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A Zimbabwean man went to a dentist in USA for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said $1200, the Zimba man thought it was too much.

After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.

The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anaesthesia and will cost only $300,but it would be very very painful.

The Zimbabwean man said “OK Dr, do it without anaesthesia”

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Zimba man sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said
I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don’t even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain and feelings !!!

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Zimbabwean patient.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Zimbabwean man first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!

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I don’t wish to be everything to everyone,
but I would like to be something to someone.

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Where were you? When things were not oky
Where were you? When I needed a shoulder to cry on
A hand to lift me
An ear to hear me
Eyes that could look to mine and say everything is going to be oky
A heart that would stand all my depressive moments
It is oky do you know why?
Because right then I realized I knocked on the wrong door
I humiliated my self in front of another weak human just like me ,that won’t change a thing
That will leave me at the first possible chance
Then
Something inside took me into Allah path
To invocation (douaa)
Took me to all I needed to the most merciful
Allah to our everything when we have nothing
Allah thank you for everything even hardship because you know best❤
Allah forgive us and grant us wisdom and passion
Good night💙 a prayer that will come true inshallah

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Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.

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You don’t need to know everything in life,
just the things that make you happy

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Some lessons can’t be taught,
they simply have to be learned.

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90% of what is considered IMPOSSIBLE” os infact possible.
The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time & technology.

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90% of what is considered IMPOSSIBLE” os infact possible.
The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time & technology.

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I don’t like to think myself as SPECIAL ,
I like to think myself as limited edition

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Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh

But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’

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