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We never understand how little we need in this world
until we know the loss of it.

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When your plan doesn’t work,
don’t take too much time to think about it.
Make another plan.

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Self Care Tips to all Husband, who take alcohol this New Year

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly

6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job

ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST

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You invite a lady for a date and she brings her friend. Dont panic, devote all attention to her friend. She won’t repeat that nonsense in 2018

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I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!

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Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely. He won acclaims and appreciations from many.

After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him and said “You’re Captain Vishal ! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!”

“How in the world did you know that?” asked Vishal.

“I packed your parachute,” the man smiled and replied.
Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn’t worked, I wouldn’t be here today.

Vishal couldn’t sleep that night, thinking about that man. He wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said ‘Good morning, how are you?’ or anything because, he was a fighter pilot and that person was just a safety worker”

So friends, who is packing your parachute?
Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day.

We need many kinds of parachutes when our plane is shot down – we need the physical parachute, the mental parachute, the emotional parachute, the spiritual parachute & the Financial Parachute.We call on all these supports before reaching safety.Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important.

We may fail to say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.

As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize the people who pack your parachute.

I just want to THANK Everyone who Packed my parachute this year in 2017 one way or the other – through your words, deeds, prayers. Cheers For 2018….

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Blessed are those who finish their December salary in December, for they shall know the true meaning of endurance in January*

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Anger moment are one of the moments which really can tell alot about us
Are our weakness revealer’s
Or let’s say our truth
We start screaming telling other names doing unbelievable things rushing to accuse closest persons for silly reasons who doesn’t worth
Hurting ,creating a wound inside thiere hearts
Those hearts who gave us love
Only in these moment we should take a break to think about things little more deeper
we re good at hurting the ones who love and appreciate us then start complaining about those who don’t give a damn about us
We re all bad somehow
We re all bad to our selves first
We bother looking for appreciation while we don’t appreciate what we have
We should be soorry for our selves first before seeking for it from others
So dear self and for all persons who cared about me and i didn’t really knew the value of it
Tnx and im so sorry i wish i could make it off for u
Love u ❤❤ im just bad at showing it

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How to succeed: Try hard enough.
How to fail: Try too hard.

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Don`t judge me tomorrow
by the way im acting today.

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The happiness of your life depends
on the quality of your thoughts

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It’s great when two strangers become friends but its sad when two friends become strangers.

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Look into my eyes and you’ll find me.
look into my heart and you’ll find you

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What the heart gives away is never gone.
It is kept in the hearts of others

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I have seen better days* ……. but I’ve also seen Worse
I don’t have everything that I want ……. but I do have all I need
I woke up with some aches & pains …….. but I woke up ❗
My life may not be Perfect but ……. “I am BLESSED “

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Why do girls that don’t wear make up and
weaves act like they deserve a trophy ,la
phapha

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