What’s The Difference Between People, Who Pray In Temple And People Who Pray In A Casino?

Those In Casino Are More Serious.

Teacher To Student: “What Is Hyper Active Possessive Definition Of Circulated Motion”

Student: “Zimbalakadi Takada Bamba Huchalu”

Teacher: “I Did Not Understand What You Said”

Student: “Same Here, Mam“

Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?

On my way to Cape Town✈ for a funeral😢
>>>
I don’t know who died guys😕…
But the way im gonna cry😢…I’ve got my own problems

Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit-down and shut-up.

When a relationship ends,
the competition of who can pretend to be happier
on social media starts.

Sometimes I wonder if normal dogs see police dogs and think
“oh shit!!! It’s the police”

Girls without stretch marks think they are related to those dolls
they use in shops to advertise clothes

Q : what did one boob say to the other boob?
–
A : You are my breast friend

Tracy : “Ronnie my friend Sasha says i’m pretty and my colleague thinks i’m ugly, what do you think?
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Ronnie : “aaah!! I think there is a combination of both “pretty ugly”.

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested
.
Anything u say will be used against u