THREE BENEFITS OF CIGARETTES

1. Smokers don’t grow old!

2. Smokers can not be bitten by a dog!!

3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.

WHY NOT?
1. Smokers don’t grow old because they will die young due to lung damage, as warned by the Ministry of Health.

2. Smokers won’t be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are damaged they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs fear people with a stick in their hands.

3.Thieves cant break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing!

If you like these three benefits, keep smoking or start smoking!

Wife : Honey can you you please help me clean the garden ?

Husband: Do I Look like a Gardener?

Wife : Sorry Honey , Ok then fix the bathroom door

Husband: Do I look like a Carpenter?

Then The Husband walks out , After coming from where he went,
he found the garden Clean and the door fixed

Husband: I knew my wife you can do this all by yourself

Wife: its not me

Husband: who then ?

Wife: John our neighbour

Husband: How much did you pay him

Wife : No money, he just give two options . Bread or S*x

Husband: I hope you give him bread

Wife: Do I look like a baker ?

Husband: (Fainted)🤣😂

Telling us you have a boyfriend won’t stop us🤚…
We have pushed doors written “pull”😅

I asked my mom if I was adopted.
Her reply was “why would we choose you?

Eastern Cape boyfriends would promise girls to buy them iPhones,
but boom at rank. Those boyfriends are dancing for free MTN/ANC t-shirts

My mom is not happy that i still live in her house..
i told her to go n live in her mother’s house and
leave me in peace in my mother’s house…

Dnt hide yourselves When u see us at clinic
we are all sick no1 goes there to withdraw money

That awkward moment when U visit a doctor for an eye test
but the doctor pulls out HIV test Kit 😐😐
U be like “eix I forgot my Eye at home

That awkward moment when you have visitors and your mother takes out the biscuits and
drinks that you never knew that they exist in the house

There Are Some People On Ur Friend List
Who
Look At Your Timeline All The Time
,But They Don’t Really Like You ,So They
Never Comment Or Like ,Anything You
Post…….
But They Won’t Delete You Cause They’re
Too Scared Not To Know
What You’re Doing

Home made Yellow bones,
I’m not happy with your knees