Interviewer: I see yr cv u went to University Of South Africa.
Her: Yes, I was visiting my cousin!!

A way of separating with yr girlfriend b4 14 Febuary!!

If u found 8 missed calls just say “Stop making many calls you are killing my battery nd I can see you are capable of killing me”

Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have

Me: babe can u please come and ride me😐
Her: i don’t have a driver’s licence

Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember you, I ALWAYS DO

Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…

Victory ✌ is when u find ur crush struggling with a trolley 🚃 and then u come and push it with one hand

I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser

I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!

Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
.
Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son

My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
–
He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(

If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blankets

Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”

I CALL my girl in front of the GATE so now she
is COLLGATE