Studio 88 rejected my job application,
so grand sharp I’m not qualified to follow
customers around the store?

Xhosa parents would want you to sit on their lap
even when you’re 18 years
just to avoid paying your fare in a taxi

IN THE TAXI..
DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM.
ME: HE’S ONLY 24 MONTHS OLD.
DRIVER: OKAY..I THOUGHT HE’S 2 YEARS OLD.. SO DON’T PAY FOR HIM, HE IS STILL YOUNG.. VERY YOUNG.
ME: 😇

If She Doesn’t Accept A Bible As A Present This Valentine;
Leave Her, She’s Evil!!!

Rich was a virgin😯 He knew nothing about sex. His parents married a girl for him😩
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On the first night of the marriage, he entered the the bedroom only to see his wife completely naked. He was completely schocked😨😨 because he had never seen a naked woman in his Life😣
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She asked: ” Do u know what I want?”😊☺
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Rich said: “No”😐
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She then laid on the bed and asked again: “Do u know what what I want?”😯
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Rich said: “No!”😟
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She then laid on bed and spread her body on the body and opened her legs wide open and then asked again: “Do U know what I want now…Its must be clear by now?”😉
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Rich started laughing😂😂😂After laughing for about 4 minutes,
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He said: “Yes now i get it!😂 You want to have to the whole bed and sleep alone”

Dad: Who do u like more dad or mom?😐
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Rich: Both😉
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Dad: Ok if i go to UK and your mom goes to America, where will u go?😕
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Rich: America😉
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Dad: That shows u love your mom more😓
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Rich: No it shows I love America more than I love UK😃
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Dad: ok, If i go to America and your mom goes to UK, where will u go?😑
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Rich: UK😁
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Dad: why😠😠😠
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Rich:😂😂 I choose UK because I went to America before😉
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Dad: when???😨
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Rich: During the first question

I remember one time when I was in the supermarket😐
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I saw a kid crying while throwing tantrums just because her mom didn’t buy her favourite chocolate🍫
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Due to my clean heart..I bought the chocolate and ate it in front of the kid

I Dont Care How Much I Spend On You But Remember :
When We Broke Up I Want My Money Back

Every Black Guy Have A Story To Tell About A Girl Lerato, Tebogo, Boitumelo And Mpho.

You Know Or Should I Tell You ?

That Awkward Moment Umlungu Start Talking To You
and Your ENGLISH Is nowhere to be Found.