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No alarm clock needed,
my PASSION wakes me.

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In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it
before calling the police.

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Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while,
but they hold their hearts forever !!

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You are not hungry. You are bored.
Drink some water and learn the difference.

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Tebza :I have a problem
Lebo :We’re married, so u better start by saying “we”
Tebza :Ohk… We impregnated the house cleaner

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To all girls who think having a gay friend is cool😉

Its all fun and games until he starts chasing after your boyfriend

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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically..

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During sex I tried to speak dirty like those guys in
porn vids & said “Who’s yo daddy ”
Yoh she started crying & said “Ang’mazi”

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Be honest: If your Ex invites u to his/her wedding, would u attend it?

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Black parents will make you close your eyes during a kissing
scene on TV , but will let you watch when they kill each
other. That’s why we have no romantic but violent youths.

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People Born On February Are Too Much Febing!!!
Even Their Month Is Abbreviated “Feb”…

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Just because she reads the Bible and post Bible qoutes on Facebook doesn’t mean she’s not a hoe😉

She could be a holy hoe

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Our language is called mother’s tongue
because our father never get a chance to talk

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The saddest part of reality is that we love those who leave us an leave those who love us.

Hope you enjoyed your Valentine’s day.

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