Your only true parent is your mother,
i have seen fathers neglect their kids
like they fell from the sky,
Give a like to your mom, dead or alive.
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No wife👰 of mine will change
nappies alone, if you will be busy,
baby girl I will stay home and change
our baby’s
🍼 nappies . No wife 👰 of mine will
cook alone, you have to work late?
Baby girl, I will cook for you🍗 . No
wife 👰of mine will make her
breakfast alone, baby girl you are
unwell I will bring you breakfast 🍮
in bed. My wife 👰 won’t be
disrespected by my family 👪 or
friends , baby girl , I will defend 🔪
you. No wife 👰 of mine will sleep
angry! My Queen will be treated as a
Queen
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Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to success.
If you love what you are doing,
you will be successful.
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A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Calvin says, “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, have an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of Calvin, decides not to give importance to what he has said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Amanda?” the teacher asks.
Amanda says, “I wanna be Calvin’s Bitch”
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Calvin : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not
Calvin : Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
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Anyone dating my future wife should please take it easy on her 2day… even if she says, “Hit me Harder!” and “Faster!” Or “Tear it!”, Please don’t mind her!
…I’m begging you in the name of God, she doesn’t know what she’s saying ..
Please!
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A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car,
I told him our swimming pool got burnt yesterday.
….he blocked me
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If I impregnate a girl and She dumps me,
when She Gives birth…
Is the baby Also my Ex?
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If bae doesn’t check up on u for 8+ hours
just move on with ur lyf “IT,S OVER”
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A LETTER FROM AN ABORTED CHILD;
Dear Mum,
I have decided to talk to you, to let you know my
feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story is
short. I have stayed inside you for only three
months. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt
really protected. I know you are a special person
because I ate the food you ate.
I longed for the day I would see your face. Nine
months was a long time to wait, but I was
determined to wait. I had to be patient.
.
One day I heard you converse with a man about
me, and at some stage you quarreled. The man
then offered you some money to get rid of me. I
was happy and prayed that this meant that I
would at least see you, the only person that I
knew in the world: I was wrong. I had almost
forgotten the issues until I felt something sharp
pierce my tiny ear. I jerked silently and in pain,
and asked you to protect me.
.
Seconds later the object came, fiercer than before.
My tiny was cut up, starting from the ears then
arms and legs. It was an agonizing experience, my
head was then cut off and I died.
.
It took me a whole hour to die, a whole hour for an
innocent three months human being to be
murdered. I remember the whole incidence vividly
and I keep asking myself, what I did to deserve
that cruel death?
Why me? Why did you do it to me? And why was I
not given a chance to live? I know you are having
a lot of nightmares. You remain guilty for the
beastly act.
Please explain to your God why you committed the
heinous act. Personally I have forgiven you though
I never lived to see your face. My journey to back
to my creator was safe and I arrived safely. I was
given a red carpet welcome by an angel. I am
infact, without bitterness.
.
I still love you mum.
But the question is; Do u support Abortion???
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe, depends on circumstances
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*Admin:* Hi guys, im adding Vivie to the group.
*Malume:* Hi Vivie welcome to the group.
*Vivie:* Hi guys am new to the city.
*Mukoma:* Hi Vivie dont worry, am there…any problems i will be there.
*Moses:* Hi Vivie.. tell me if you have any problem, will arrange a solution for you.
*Shumba:* Hi Vivie, if you need anything tell me, it will be arranged.
*Samaz:* Hi Vivie, im here on stand-by for you.
Feel free any time of day, midday, a quarter day or whole day for any problem.
I am the solution. I will manage it for you completely and also..
*Vivie:* Thanks guys for your support.
*Sinyoro:* Vivie whats your full name
*Vivie:* Vincent Phiri
*Moses: left*
*Samaz: left*
*Shumba: left*
*Malume: left*
*Mukoma: left*
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Not all man are fools,
some stay bachelors
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits
but ultimately she is a MOTHER
and we should respect her.
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I am the type of person who wants to get good grades
but doesn’t want to study
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Wife was driving…..
Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?”
Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?”
Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you are going.”
Wife- “Where I am going is none of their business*…!!!”
Husband – “Sorry…..”
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Ladies ,Please understand that cheating on your boyfriend
hurts more than him cheating on you
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