If we breakup im coming to collect my teddy bear
cant leave my kid with a Stranger Never😂

Everytime When I Think About Trusting
My Family I Remember They Once Let
Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..

Very important health tips: don’t eat
burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate
Without ME!

“A woman went to visit a doctor with a
black eye!
.
Woman : Doc,my husband always beat me
up everytime he comes home drunk…..I love
him and i can’t get him arrested,can you
help me please!
Doctor : When he comes back home just
drink a glass of water,don’t swallow water
through.”
.
»Woman go back home and waits for her
Husband….she drinks water and doesn’t
swallow.The husband comes back home
and went straight to the Bed…
.
The following day, she visited to the Doctor
Doctor : Did you do as i adviced?”
Woman : Yes!……and it worked,he didn’t
even touch me a Bit!”
Doctor : You see what happens if you keep
your Mouth Shut!!

Rainbow: Doctor my 5 years old son is very
naughty boy. He made our maid pregnant…
DOCTOR: nonsense….how is it possible???!
Rainbow: he took a pin and punctured all
my co***ms.

Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me

Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers inlaws alive

Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎

When you get married is it necessary to live together?
I mean we could visit each other mos?
if you don’t wanna be far from me,
we could at least be neighbours ke 😑

I cant eat….

My neighbour just bought a brand new car.

Girls will argue with you for 30mins straight and then be like
” I’m not even gonna argue with you”

“Dear South African People”
Telling a person that there is a job opportunity at your workplace won’t get you fired! ☝

Serious Couples are chasing money together
you and your bae busy worrying about
“Ex vs Current Challenge”..!

My neighbor donated a kidney the gave him R400,000.
I donated 6 of them……
shit they called the police😭

Life is not fair😂