No matter how cute or handsome you are

You’ll still look like a cow when eating sugarcane
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Mtn message I see from one girl’s phone today,
Dear subscriber it has come to our notice that you don’t call, you don’t message, you only flash please bring back our sim card and Collet your GHC 2.
Thank you
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Attention !Attention !! Attention !!!This is to inform all girls in this platform that I’m now single and searching, if you still have interest in me kindly, submit your CV, Interview will come up on Feb25…….Winner will resume on the 26 of Feb.
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Guys, sometimes God leave you to be
broke 🙇 so you can focus on one lady, because
once you get small money, you won’t allow
anything wearing skirt 👙to rest, small thing
“LETS CHILL, LETS CHILL”.
ARE YOU REFRIGERATOR??
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I am thinking of creating a social network, I’ll name it *”FINGER”* ..
So people will be like;
l”ll FINGER you when i get home.
” Ladies will be like, hey Cinderella why didn’t you finger me last night. Oh Catherine
I was fingering you but you did not respond
Guys will be like, let me know once you are free, so i can finger you.
stop looking at me like that 😕 It’s Just an idea…
What do u think?😒
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Stop taking pictures with people’s cars and at people’s gate,
your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life.
👂👂👂👂😅😅😅

I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend’s phone and saw my contact name saved as, *”School Fees”!*
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

To all ladies if you like a guy, approach him, he won’t say no.

They are all cheap
Starting with me.
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*Just because i told her,” feel free and enjoy at home,”
she is now frying 12 eggs, ladies na wicked 🤔🤔*
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I was in the market today when someone cover my eyes from behind
and ask me to guess who he was,
I guess for over 30minutes and decided to remove his hand …..
behold was a mad man come see marathon🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂😂😂😂😂