Fear can make a nigga ask a pretty girl at the funeral stupid questions like “so you hang out here a lot”…
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Guys are never single U dump him today Boom!
He’s already in a 3months relationship….
Promotion
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Bae: Baby Can you take a bullet for me???
Me: My religion said I shud nt take what doesn’t belong to me.
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Marrying some one below 35 and above 17 years is like
hoversting honey from beehive in traditional method
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I brought a phone and by mistakenly it fall inside hot water
and I quickly throw it inside cold water OMG WAT A girl
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Mommy:baby 1+1 is
Baby:2
Mommy:how about i gave u two apples ur daddy gave u 6 apples what u say
Baby:Thank You
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PROBLEM:
ON 1 BED 1GIRL 4BOYS IT IS PROBLEM
CHALLANGE:
ON 1 BED 4GIRLS 1BOY IT IS CHALLANGE
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Every girl is beautiful..
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
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LIVING WITH WIFE IS SIMPILE LIFE
LIVING WITH WIFE AND GIRLFRIEND IS ART OF LIVING LIFE
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My sister when your rent is due then; Boom!
Your sugar daddy dies. I swear you will cry
more than his wife
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Little Nya: ‘Mum, today in the bus Dad asked me to give up a seat to a lady.’
Mother: “That was a great gesture son, thats what real gentlemen do”.
Nya: “…but mum I was sitting on Dad’s lap”
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A couple received a letter from their daughter who
went to study modern physics overseas, the letter
read: “My beloved Parents, I miss you so much
and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I
get back you’ll be too old. So enclosed you’ll find a
bottle of potion I have invented. It will make you
young, so when I return you’ll be the same age as
I left you. NOTE: Please take only a drop” So they
opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle
with a red potion. the man looked at the wife and
says: “You go first.” (typical of men!) So the wife
takes a drop thereafter, the husband follows.
Indeed the wife turn five years younger. Years
later the daughter returns home to find her
mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her
back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter
how the potion worked and made her look young.
The daughter was delighted and asks after her
dad. MOTHER: Your father? Hmm, my child, your
father was so jealous that I was so young and
beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.
DAUGHTER: What? So where is he? MOTHER:
Hahaha, who do you think is the baby on my
back?
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POLITE REMINDER
Anyone who wants to have a baby in 2018 tonight is the last night
Best Regards
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Imagine Being Killed By A Disease 😓
That You Can’t Even Pronounce It Name
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Below are 20 life teaching lessons. I urge
you to take just 3 minutes and ponder over
them. They are life-changing statements:
1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can
lead; if you lose, you can guide.
2. People are not what they say but what
they do; so judge them not from their
words but from their actions.
3. When someone hurts you, don’t feel bad
because it’s a law of nature that the tree
that bears the sweetest fruits gets
maximum number of stones.
4. Take whatever you can from your life
because when life starts taking from you, it
takes even your last breath.
5. In this world, people will always throw
stones on the path of your success. It
depends on what you make from them – a
wall or a bridge.
6. Challenges make life interesting;
overcoming them make life meaningful.
7. There is no joy in victory without running
the risk of defeat.
8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.
9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly
not a good place to stay.
10. You can’t have a better tomorrow if you
are thinking about yesterday all the time.
11. If what you did yesterday still looks big
to you, then you haven’t done much today.
12. If you don’t build your dreams, someone
else will hire you to build theirs.
13. If you don’t climb the mountain; you
can’t view the plain.
14. Don’t leave it idle – use your brain.
15. You are not paid for having brain, you
are only rewarded for using it intelligently.
16. It is not what you don’t have that limits
you; it is what you have but don’t know
how to use.
17. What you fail to learn might teach you a
lesson.
18. The difference between a corrupt
person and an honest person is: The
corrupt person has a price while the honest
person has a value.
19. If you succeed in cheating someone,
don’t think that the person is a fool……
Realize that the person trusted you much
more than you deserved.
20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don’t
expect it from cheap people.
Have a good day
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