POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄

It is funny when short people try to remember their childhood
and be like”when i was small” as if they are not still small

My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

it Doesn’t Matter if You Don’t Smoke Or You Don’t Drink ,
Okusalayo You Also Gonna Die You Healthy Bastard

You Know An African is About To Finish Bathing
When You Hear Them Blowing Out Their Nose 👃
Loudly Like “Mfffffffeeeeerrr 😤 Mfffffffeeeeerrr

Taxi driver: 2 year old children must pay
Passenger: my child is 24 months must he pay?
Driver: he must not pay he is to young

I tossed and turned the whole night…
I can’t eat..I can’t drink.
My neighbours bought a new car and a lounge suite.

Why are girls from rich families
shaped like boiled eggs?

I was sitting on the bus, then i tapped the lady in front of me and said “Excuse me, I think you have some ejaculate on the back of your jacket”. She looked around shocked and said “Oh! No, it’s probably just yoghurt from my breakfast”. “No no” I said….I don’t ejaculate yoghurt”.

Can Someone Deposit R4000 into My Account,
I Just Wanna Check Something On My Phone

8ta daar, My name is Desmond Dube.. most of you know me as a clientele ambassador and an actor but in my private life, I’m a father and a husband.. It brakes my heart to know that many families don’t have funeral covers.. If you can afford a takeaway then u can afford a funeral cover so join clientele now.. SMS “Join” to 38338 Clientele Life.. it’s your final gift of love..

If You can’t swim just chill outside the pool.
Stop walking in a pool like you are an invigilator.

Mama I’ve made it mama I’ve made it.
Does your mom have Facebook?
Why can’t you inbox her and leave us alone

If she cheat on u this December!
Just give her fake money, Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

Matric couples Now they are promising each other
that they will go to to the same Varsity,
Same Room,Get married,Have kids and
buy a House at the Age of 25 Should i tell them the truth Or