What made you break up with your Ex ?
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Me : She stole ma Charger

Normal price: R150
Black Friday: buy 2 for R299.99
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Wake up people

Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back

Guys .. Please Never Get into An Argument With Someone
Who Types Faster Than You✋😥 .. PLEASE! 🙏

– That Hurtful Moment ,
When Young People Start Using Abbreviations
That You Are Not Familiar With

KoKASI , Your Neighbors Will Burn Some Stuff
While Your Laundry is Still On The Washing Line

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏

BROTHERS AND SISTERS: ✊

Once You Advertise Your Relationship On Social Media ,
You Will Discover That The People Who Are
Waiting For Your Break Up Are More
Than Those Waiting For Christ

– Her : Would You Take A Bullet For Me ? 😥
– Me : Taking Things That Are Not Yours , is Theft Babe 😒😏

– Teacher : What’s Blue And Not Very Heavy ? 😕
– Me : Light Blue

Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

“I’ll Never Propose To Someone Who is Stubborn✋”
is Very important When You Are Arguing With Your Girlfriend 😌

There is something wrong with my phone.
Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

If you’re going through a tough time right now,
I want you to know that, it’s your turn my friend, go through it!

Am not Accepting any Friend Request again,
the remaining Space is for my future Wife’s Family Members
and Her Village People

You are not black enough if your mother
never told you to reduce your age
in a taxi to avoid paying for you.