Black parents only start to talk to you
about the danger of unprotected sex
when you tell them that your girlfriend is
pregnant

When a girl rejects me , I tell my self that
she’s HIV positive and she doesn’t want to
infect me…

If you’re addicted to drugs and you tell yourself to Stop,
are you really gonna listen to a Drug Addict?

Grandpa
Go hide ur Teacher is here because you
didn’t go to school today.
Boy.. No you go hide Grandpa I told her
u were dead..

Girls though 😭
12:00 i’m coming
14:00 I’m leaving the house now
16:00 I’m in a taxi
18:00 sorry can’t make it, Mom says i must cook

I think FM stands for free mode.
That’s why radios don’t show pictures.

Some people write Xmas because they can’t write creasmas.
We see you.

Good sex will make a girl return the next
day uninvited with poor excuses like ” I left
my used recharge voucher yesterday “

As a lady you must respect your
boyfriend’s friends, they’re the ones who
know if you’re his girlfriend or not.

TRUE STORY
A wife suspected the husband of
having sex with their
maid,then set a trap for him by
sending the maid to
the village without telling the husband. At night the husband told his usual
story, “I want to
go and watch wrestling,” and he left.
The wife silently went to the maid’s
room lying on the bed naked without any light.
Around 01:30 hours,he opens the door without
wasting time and without a word
had sex with her.
After the fifth round she said, “It’s enough I have
caught you, so this is how you use
to have sex with her. You have done five rounds and
you are still
demanding for another round when you only last for
two rounds.
Then BOOM……….!
The Garden Boy replied,” Am sorry madam I didn’t
know it was you. “hahahaha.

My Trust Issues Started When Mom Said ”
Come Here,I Won’t Beat You”..

Soldier: I will rape all of u!
Girls (crying): Rape us but pls
leave our grandma out of it!
Grandma (shouting Leave who
out)?… War is war, everybody must face the
consequences!!

I Don’t Trust Girls Who Visit Me With Large
Handbags I Once Lost A Fridge, Washing
Machine And My Brother

In Which Category Are You?
1. SH – Single and happy
2. SF – Single and Flirting
3. SS – Single and Searching
4. TH – Taken and Happy
5. TNS -Taken but Not Satisfied
6. UC – Ultimate cheater
7. FA – Forever alone.

You are 16 years of age and your
relationship status is complicated, What
happened? He stole your ice cream?