Two ✌ terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 10 thousand
people and a donkey 🐺.
Waiter :- Why a donkey?😯
.
Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told
you nobody will care about the 10 thousand
people

Witchcraft + Satanism – Is when you walk 🚶‍♂ 3km to work and when you get to your office you realize you left the office key 🗝 at home 🏡, you leave your heavy brief case 💼 at the office doorstep then you walk back home.
When you arrive you realize you left your house keys 🔑 in that heavy brief case 💼, you go back to the office doorstep and fetch the big brief case 💼.
Then when you get home 🏡 you see the office key in your big brief case 👀

Facebook must have a
“I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me

The time is 04:55am and I’m so tired Shem
I really had a busy night😊…
mxm anyway i really need to buy a new broom…
the old one got broken😏

People Who Knows Car Parts Let Us Confuse Them
Me : Front Sit.

*I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App,
especially those who can’t: reed, spale, or spick gud Engilis

Ladies, When You Reject A Guy Stop Saying ”
But We Can Still Be Friends” Its Bad Manners

Lord Farra God I Dreamt Stoping to Drink alcohol
please Help me to stop dreaming

When he knows when your periods end but
doesn’t know your birthday
my sister run away and never look back.

pastor: who died and woke up again
Sunday school: undertaker

We just see the quality of the Coffin then
we know that we will eat Nice food when
we come back from graves

Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

Police Dog passing by your House seeing
your Dog chilling at Home n be like “Check
that unemployment Dude Mahlalela”

How much money do you think
can solve your current problems?

DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……

Imagine Paying R600 Creche Fee And You Hear
Your Kid Saying: “My Name is Four Years Old”