*Africans are difficult to understand*
I tried several times to warn passersby not to urinate at the corner of my wall fence but they never stopped. I decided to write on the wall: *ANYONE FOUND URINATING HERE WILL BE PROSECUTED*, but the vice continued more. Then I decided to write: *PLEASE URINATE HERE WE NEED HUMAN URINE FOR RITUALS*.
This time not only have they stopped urinating on the wall but have abandoned the footpath as well.

TEMBISA to Joburg=32 km
Joburg to TEMBISA =32 Km 👍
.
Monday to Friday =5 days
Friday to Monday =2 days 😏😱
Mara why 😒🤔
.
-This must be Witchcraft

The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..

Futsek is very important when you hallar your neigbours n
they keep quiet like they never heard anything

When I say you’re beautiful,
Please don’t say REALLY
I don’t want to lie twice

I invited her to my room now
she’s killing my cockroaches

Im already ashamed of the things I’ll be doing in December

Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.

How old were you when you realised that
“People you may know” are actually people
who’ve gone through your profile?

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But
.
.
.Don’t Lose Yourself Trying To impress Us
On Social Media
WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS…

You don’t know happiness until
your mother is in charge of food
and drinks at a ceremony

Zee World Landlords Be Like 👇
“Hey , How Dare You Enter My House 😠 ? ”

Only Zee World Fans Will Understand ✋

You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects

Slay Queens be like: I don’t own anyone a perfect English
.
Let’s begin to start

Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year

Next week it’s a high school reunion,
can someone borrow me pilot uniform and BMW keys?