Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*

Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys

When you are broke, no one takes you seriously.
Even dogs don’t bark at you when you pass by!!!

i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and i turn it inside out then go front and back again. its called recycling

When her makeup is finished..* She starts posting things like *makeup free*. *Natural beauty*. How do I look?
If you know, You know

is it a crime to stop taxi and greet all pessangers ,
i did it but i nearly got killed by pessangers and even too much insults,
“we are loosing our culture as africans

You will be dating your bae nice nice then one fool will just come & give her a lift in a Range Rover Sport then she starts behaving like an Android Phone that needs Flashing.

I stopped watching Nigerian movies wen I saw that witch tasting her poison to make sure that it was enough….for the how Mara!

While your mother is praying that you should have a long life,
you’re in ur boyfriend’s house shouting ”ohh yes baby kill me”

They say girls would rather date a guy who is abusive
than date a guy who is boring.

December’s Boyfriend Application forms are now available…😉👌
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Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
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Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??

Comment with a couple of things Africans do!!
*Me: Convert Coke bottle drinks to Water Bottle drinks
*Calling every toothpaste Colgate
*Washing Toilet papers so tht we can use them again.
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Nothing left to see in this world anymore.
I’m donating my eyes

Two friends were walking through a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger.
The other friend started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run.
The other one asked,
“Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?”
He replied,
“I don’t have to run faster than the tiger; I just have to run faster than you!!”

That’s today’s mentality…
Choose your friends wisely.

*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman’s skirt up,
and the same wind blows dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*😂