Dating many women is one way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main women.
But it will take ages for women to understand this strategy

Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for R50 the kingdom scatters and the king disappears.

Dear Girls.
When we send you smses and you blue tick us, you must know that we are moving on.
We cant be waiting for Jesus and be waiting for you too. Never.

WHITES:STOP SINGING
BLACKS:BOPHA M🔜 WENJA✊

I SALUTE BLACKS

A wise Chinese old man once said: 📰
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“Shai Choi ting yang teng wong feng deng fung cho fungi ling” 👴🏾
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And I actually agree with him because it’s for our own benefit

These days when a girl has two kids with one father
you must know its twins.

TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Brenda: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Ruramai: By staying at home.

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Nomsa: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : What type of coffee do we export in Kenya?
Naison: Coffee Olomide

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Inno: Exami-nation

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Clever: Future impossible tense.

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Matt: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.

5 perfect ways for a lady to be completely happy in life…
1. Be with a man who make you laugh always😁
2. Be with a man who give you his time🕟 and attention💑
3. Be with a man who take care of you always💅💆💇
4. Be with a man who really love you unconditionally👫 and the way you are😍😘
5. Make sure that all these 4 men (idiots) dont know each other!!!!!

Ladies try it and you will thank me later

Xhosa and Zulu people don’t care what they did,
all they wanna know is who told you…!!

I hate that friend who tell us to leave at a funeral
before eating

Slender girls
You are finishing panties for our kids in the shops!!! Grow up and get fat to wear your size nxaaaaaa

•Single
•Taken
•Complicated
•Hoeing/febing
I dont know what is best for me

Some people will say Africa is not united, our countries went to the world cup together and came back together. So which unity is more than that???

She thinks ii gave her my number,
the first 3 digits is my bank balance R0.76..