Three Friends Were Having A Drink In A Bar. A Conversation About Coincidences Arose.

The 1st Guy Said: “When My Wife Was Pregnant She Read The Novel The 2 Cities And Gave Birth To Twins.”

The 2nd Guy Said: “My Wife Read The 3 Musketeers And Gave Birth To Triplets.”

The 3rd Guy Started Running Heading Home, Friends Asked: “Why?”

He Said In Hurry: “My Wife Is Pregnant And I Left Her Reading Alibaba And The 40 Thieves.“

A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.

Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love, It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”

She Replies: “Someone? These Idiots Are In Hundreds“

Questions: “What Is The Difference Between A Man Who Is Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Who Is Arguing With His Wife?”

Answer: “Lottery Ticket Buyer Has Still Some Chances To Win.“

According To William Sexfear

Every Wife Is A Mistress For Her Husband.

Miss For One Hour

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Stress For The Remaining 23 Hours.

My goal for this year is to be crazy rich…..
im already crazy.

When your girlfriend start answering your calls like “eish hellow”
My brother your days are numbered…

Do you know when you sleep till 2pm
you save money you would have used for breakfast?
Think about it.

You see those guys who dont post anything
but they are always online.
They are busy begging girls
to come to their house

Hi guys
I need the wheelchair plz where to buy and
how much do they deliver or only for collection
can I place an order
my relationship is not going well

An Engineering student went for an interview in a Big IT company for the position of
“Computer Hacking Investigator”.
The HR asked him, “So,what makes you suitable for this job?”
“Well”,he replied, “well I hacked your computer & invited myself to this interview …”

Do you think he got the job?

Love used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.
Now it looks at your looks and bank balance too.

I Went on blind date with this blonde girl the other day…she suggested we go to Mcdonald’s to grab something to eat and I said, only if you can spell Mcdonald’s. She said…………Why dont we go to KFC instead?

Many Guys are single because they refused to reply that simple text:
“Please can you do me a favor”

You see those girls who are ever online, they
are there begging data , airtime & money
from different guys…

To all gents who are not yet married…….
Please if you want to find a girl to marry,
dont find slender one because slender girls are talkative😂😂😂.
You won’t find inner peace!!!!!