After An Emotional Hug Girl Said To The Boy,

Girl: “If You Hug Me Once More Like That, I Will Be Yours Forever”

Boy: “Thanks For The Warning“

If The First Button In A Shirt Is Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will Be Wrong.”

-Prem Tailor,
Shahdara, Delhi

A Question Asked To A Student For (5 Marks)

Question: “Why Fire Engine Is Red In Color?”

Answer: “Because Fire Engine Has Ladder.

Ladder Has Steps.

Steps Are A Foot Long, And Is Measured By A Ruler.

A Ruler Can Be A King Or A Queen.

Elizabeth Was The Queen Of England.

Elizbeth Was Also The Name Of A Ship.

Ship Floats On Water.

Water Has Fish.

Fishes Have Fins.

Fins Are People From Finland.

The National Flag Of Finland Is Red.

So Fire Engine Is Red In Color.”

This Is How Engineering Students Write University Exams.

Happiest Moment For Today’s Generation Is

Battery Full

Philosophy Of Life:

At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,

Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.

Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.

Say No to drugs❌❌
Say yes to drugs✔✔
Its doesn’t really matter what you say to drugs
if you’re talking to them

When you’re in a taxi and it’s start moving before you sit down
and you end up kissing someone’s grandmother’s forehead

Different religions with different God but we all have one devil
. So we must find different devils as well

If your boyfriend/girlfriend is a bushiri follower…..
you wont find inner peace. Everything will be in miracles

Ladies who think that men with cars they got money…..
happy children day to you!!!!

1 packet of mazimba for lunch its enough for me

This is South Afrik Idols is will back ohhh jerrrr

Proveb: This is South African Idols and we will be right back after the break..

This is South Afrik Idols is will bag if it break..

You are busy commenting SEEN,
while you have never even SEEN your father before.
Damn Facebook idiots…