If someone enters the bathroom and finds you taking a bath…what’s the fist thing you gonna hide?
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Me: hide the soap

A very good day to this esteemed group, premised on my comprehension and appreciation of my submission to the established fact that The Creator, did not allow the devil’s modus operand to breach our peaceful recess from our daily activities during the night. That concludes my submissions my lords and ladies

Satan didn’t hear anything!!!

I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”:
Says a girl who bath with a soap til it becomes a size of a sim card.

Ladies with less than 2✌
Boyfriends are forever angry…

A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but forgot what it was called, He asked the waiter,”can I see the food syllabus

Trust me when i say, “I can’t change water into wine”. 😂 😂 😂
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But i can change your Bae into your Ex. Finish & klaar.

I only attend Funerals just to eat and cry for my personal problems

Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

Every rat’s dreams is to go to Alexandra to further their studies
in messing people’s house engieneering

Witchcraft is when she dumps u at the park near a board written
“No dumping here”

Selfie Sticks were invented for
people who only look good from
a distance

How long does it take for popcorn to pop coz
I’ve already added two cups of water but still nothing.

Let’s Kill English For Lifetime.
Me: Blood Is Water Than Thicker 😂😂😂
Let’s go!!!

Diarrhea is like Wi-Fi,
when u approach the toilet the signal becomes stronger.

Even before u unbutton your trouser, the download is complete