Village people are very wicked
They can make you wear Vodacom t-shirt to an mtn interview

100 years from now, everybody reading this would have been dead,
so RIP in advance😉
Please don’t wish me the same

Breaking News!!!

A nine year old girl has dissappeared after
using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger

She blocked me then i called her and asked her to unblock me😐
Then i blocked her

Over 13 years of studying & it’s only today I got to know that the word “NEWSPAPER” was short form of North, East, West, South, Past And Present Events Report 😒😏
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I WANT MY SCHOOL FEES

Your mama’s tupperwares are more important than you

A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.

My Girlfriend’s father was a ZCC member
but he died of suger diabetes… Ahh

I think there is a missing verse in the Bible.
The one that tells us that Satan also loves money to do hair and being taken out.
That could save us money as men.

2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.

Just recieved ‘a stay away from my wife call’ and
i just asked that bustard ‘is this a threat??…..
dont you know that sharing is caring???’

The power of being single and hitting neighbour’s wife

Not giving your girlfriend money
is also part of women abuse!!!

Jealous baby mama will call you 02:25am
while you are deeply asleep with your new girlfriend
just to tell you that the baby is sleeping well
and she is breathing just fine😂😂😂😂

Some girls eeesh

People like writing TV because they can’t spell TellHerVison

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service:
you just play games