You can’t even tell your friends why you’re sad because
you’ll become a joke all year
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Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.
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Fat girls without hips (-)……
wearing high-waist jeans and
be looking like a dstv remote😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please no arguement here✋
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Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart
phones for their girlfriends so that they can
send quality nudes to us,your effort won’t
go unnoticed gents we humble appreciate
your hard work
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HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now
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Never kiss a xhosa girl with your eyes closed😑.
I lost my phone yesterday!!!
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The best feeling comes when you realize
that you’re perfectly happy without the people
you thought you needed most.
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ou asked for $50 and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he leaves for work. This was after he has thoroughly scrutinised what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked were already making you angry.
Throughout the night your dad couldn’t sleep because he was thinking of how to give you his last $50
When it was morning, he called you into his room and gave you $45 instead of $50.
You were not happy and squeezed your face in discontent and reluctantly said thank you after complaining that it was not complete,
Your mum after seeing this will not say anything but will meet you in your room where your dad isn’t and give you $5 from her own money and say “don’t mind him, use this one to complete it”.
You began to smile like fido dido, And you’ll quickly run to Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp to write…
“I have the best mum in the world, i love my mum”.
Now your dad had gone out with just $5 in his pocket with no fuel in his car, Because of you, he used public transport that day to work.
At work he worked over time, After closing late, everyone keeps saying “daddy is never always around except mum”.
Your good dad will never allow you see how much he suffers for the family because he is a MAN.
Pls
Always try to appreciate your dad because you can never tell what he is going through for your sake, that he is not always around like your mum does not mean he does not care about you deeply.
Feel free to share as we appreciate all the Dads in the house for their sacrifices.
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The pain of waiting for visitors to go so you can eat!
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Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!
Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!
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Happy birthday to everyone forever…
Now I can live freely not worried about whose birthday is it tomorrow
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I started fearing Nyaope the day I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. When I switched it off he asked me who sang the song because I was afraid he would moer me I said “Yamaha Feat Petrol”
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You’ve never been drunk, if you haven’t went to the toilets and came back sitting on the wrong place with people you didnt come with after a while you realise nooo I wasn’t sitting here and start looking for the right spot
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Dating someone without matric is not safe,
they might leave you the same way they left school….
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Understanding A Girl:
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!
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Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients
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