I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning !

If you see a text ‘helo there dear’ from a lady. My brother dont bother to reply that text….its month end and its time for favours so just read, delete the message and go offline sametime……
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Thats how to protect your wallet!!!!!

Husband: “Why are u so angry baby?”😕

Wife: “Our son just called me a bitch”😡

Husband: “oh wow, that disrespectful son of a bitch

In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat,
And the angry drive shouted: “the ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up the whole journey😂😂😂
Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon…

Girls who wear glasses will steal your man
and act like they didn’t see…

When the cameraman is your boyfriend
you appear more frequently on the church screen
than the preacher

The way ladies cross the road infront of beautiful and expensive cars like Range Rover, Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes benz its not the same way they do infront of avanza, quantum, siyaya and nyathi😂😂😂😂😂….

I have been looking and wondering about this for so long.
But why ladies tell us😂😂😂😂😂

Lemme sleep

When a girl keep starring at you.
There are two things involved,
it’s either she likes you or she’s farting slowly

Since when do men bath everyday
We are losing our culture

When the UBER guy drives you to your boyfriend’s place
then the driver ask you
I’ve dropped lots of girls here.what do you do ?

A wife can remind you of what you said
in your previous birth… Beware!!