That embarrassing moment when you realize that
person wasn’t waving at you…😥
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Eix!
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That embarrassing moment when you realize that
person wasn’t waving at you…😥
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Eix!
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When are the Chinese gonna make fake petrol? 😟
We need it please
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Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith
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Me: 147895672077.
Girlfriend: Thanks for airtime baby.
Me: Its electricity, boil water and bath.
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My biggest fear is pronouncing the word
“HUAWEI” in public !!
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Forcing your partner to block someone on
social media doesn’t Change how your
partner feels about that person.
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Real men always gives half of their salaries to their woman
but real woman always rejects the money
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My sisters …..Drinking lots of water can help you mind your business.
That way you spend more time urinating instead of gossiping around.
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There’s no man in this world who is attracted to one
girl only . No man .
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My uncle wanted to download facebook
into his phone so he asked me to help.
Joh when I check the download history, I
came across bo “facebugu” “feisbugu”
“feicebugu”
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Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic.
1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.
2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.
3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.
4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.
5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.
6. If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.
7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.
8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.
9.The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.
10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.
11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.
Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours. Let us just change today for the better. Let us learn to love one another and enjoy the few days we have on earth together!
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The book of Isaiah 4 vs 1 is proven Mathematically :
.We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.
Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion
So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:
> One billion are married already.
>130,000 are in prison.
>70,000 are mentally ill.
That means we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:
>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years,
So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to think before treating any man like trash…
Guys hope I am making sense?
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That Awkward Moment When U Slowly Put Dirty Dish Into Sink
While Ur Aunt Is Washing Dishes.😣🚶
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The Government Must Provide Us With “Relationship Accident Fund”..Relationship Are Showing Us Flames
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Congratulations to all Ladies who got pregnant by Men they met on social media…👏👏
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My Sister you’re carrying a little Notification..
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Black people parties have no ending time,
they go on till buff niggas start a fight..🙊
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