2018 was very difficult for all of us,
even Dj Maphorisa nearly changed his name to Dj Masecurity….

Some Girls Are Fine From Far But When You Get Close,
They Are Far From Fine..

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

You’ll be surprised by how many arguments
women have won just by Crying..

While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts…
Some of us wake up to: “Battery full. Remove charger”.

Never joke with science students…. A science
student can prove anything for 10 marks.
.
Question:
Prove that “PAPA = MAMA.”
.
Answers
1) Education Student:
”Out of course”
2) Art Student:
”No Way”
3) Commerce Student:
”Cannot be proven”
.
4) Science Student: It’s Simple! Solution As
we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
.
Now, according to Newtons 2nd law of
Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equations (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides,
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA

if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence

Real men will disappear on Friday nd say ” I’m going to the funeral ”
then come back on Monday nd say ”
I was buried by mistake “

Husband: bbe I have a problem
Wife: No bbe we are married now, we are one..don’t say “I have a problem” you should be saying “We Have a Problem”
Husband: Ohk bbe… We impregnated a Maid

In a white guy’s car
Black :driver decrease me here
White : What😮
Black :leave me alone
White : I don’t understand
Black :Put me down bathong eh
White :😨😨🙆
Black :hey I know my placing home , you are increasing me mos

A real woman 👩will stay awake 😴the whole night just to make sure mosquitoes don’t disturb her husband.

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like
displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.

Baby Girl eat that chicken and chips
these Men will tell you lose weight but
still cheat on you with a Fat Girl..