One day I’m gonna wear my Formal go to Coca Cola
grab a chair and start working.

If they call the police, i get into the police station and
start working there as well.

I’m tired of sending Cv’s

Last Night i Opened all the Doors and Windows to Let Mosquitoes in,
i Then closed The Doors and Windows
Then i Slept Outside..
All the Mosquitoes were Confused

Congratulations to women who got pregnant
by men they met on Facebook,
you’re carrying a little “notification

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
1.bride relatives
2.Groom relatives
I entered the one written “groom relatives” and found two more doors
1.ladies
2.men
I went through the one for “men” only to find two more doors
1.people with gifts
2.people without gift
I went through the one written “people without gifts” and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
“So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”

Who gossips the most. . ?
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1.Teachers at staffroom.📄
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2.Amajita at the tarven🍻
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3.Workers at the salon💅
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4.Mechanics under a car🔧
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5.Two unemployed friends..
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6.Two Females Neighbours who are Unemployed👩
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7.Three closed Church Members
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8.Group of Boys always standing next to the Somalian Tuck shop👦👥
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9.stokvel women👰👒
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.10.street vendors💰

They will judge u for being a young mother while they are busy doing abortions😭😭
They will judge you for working as a cleaner or cashier. While they sleep with men for money.
My sister, ignore the noise makers and focus on your hustle.

I Can’t Dance, But When
I’m Drunk I Make A Plan😅

Yesterday was October
2day is November
No wait..does this mean 2mrw is December?????

Oh wow…guys i told u tht November is not important

TEACHER : “what is half of 8 ?”
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JOHNNY-“Horizontally or vertically?
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TEACHER-“What do you mean?”
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JOHNNY-“Horizontaly, half of 8 is 0 but vertically half of 8 is 3”.

As A Woman , if You Don’t Know How To Cook ..
Please Learn How To Gossip ..
You Can’t Just Be Useless

My Brother if She Doesn’t Love Food ,
She is evil , Please Dump Her ..
She is The Devil Lest You Be Getting Starved

if A Relationship Has Not Made You Borrow Airtime
From Any Network ..
Forget it , You Were Never In LOVE

I enter into a toilet and saw word written on the door saying look up when I looked up I saw words saying look down looked down and saw words saying look to your ryt and when I looked I saw words saying look to yr left and on my left I saw words saying look to yr back when I looked at my back it was written so when will you pee coz u like too much stories

Men lie too much
Imagine a guy without international passport telling you
bb u are the most beautiful girl in the whole world

This December when they send me to buy lucky star
i buy flying fish
Mus they are all fish

Whites : yoh! That guy, He’s very Tall
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Blacks ; Lol look at your Brother over there