Good sex will make a girl return the next
day uninvited with poor excuses like ” I left
my used recharge voucher yesterday “

As a lady you must respect your
boyfriend’s friends, they’re the ones who
know if you’re his girlfriend or not.

Please live your lives in such a way that we
are not forced to lie at your funerals.

Black parents only start to talk to you
about the danger of unprotected sex
when you tell them that your girlfriend is
pregnant

When a girl rejects me , I tell my self that
she’s HIV positive and she doesn’t want to
infect me…

If you’re addicted to drugs and you tell yourself to Stop,
are you really gonna listen to a Drug Addict?

Grandpa
Go hide ur Teacher is here because you
didn’t go to school today.
Boy.. No you go hide Grandpa I told her
u were dead..

Girls though 😭
12:00 i’m coming
14:00 I’m leaving the house now
16:00 I’m in a taxi
18:00 sorry can’t make it, Mom says i must cook

I think FM stands for free mode.
That’s why radios don’t show pictures.

Some people write Xmas because they can’t write creasmas.
We see you.

If you are offered R10 000 to kill a
mosquito on your dad’s head with
slippers…..will you go for it?

WHICH OF THIS SENTENCE DO YOU LIKE
HEARIN IN SECONDARY SCHOOL ABOUT YOUR
MATHS TEACHER.
1.Maths Teacher Is Not In School
2.Maths Teacher Will Not Be Coming To
School Throughout This Week.
3.Math Teacher Is Sick
4.Maths Teacher Is Dead.
5.Maths Teacher Has Been Fired.

When electricity goes off, Only a Black
person will look outside to make sure the
neighbors are also in the dark

1. Tell your WIFE
*”I LOVE YOU”*.
She will say
*”I LOVE YOU TOO”.*
2. Tell her
*”I MISS YOU”.*
She will say
*”I MISS YOU TOO”.*
3. Tell her
*” I love you so much”.*
She will say
*”I love you more and more”.*
4. Now tell her
*”Am sending R1 500 to ur
account”.*
If she says I am sending
you more than that, I will leave
Mzansi go on exile to Afghanistan
immediately.